Bad Tips for Students

  1. Neither a coursework, nor a diploma, nor even GCSE courseworks should distract you from important business. Remember it and try to persuade your parents in it. Entrust information collecting to your mum, do not go to the library, let your granny do it. Let your grandfather master the skills of working with the internet, let your brother type a text, let your daddy bind your GCSE coursework. Only in this case you will organize your time and be able to go to the cinema or a disco-club;
  2. Do not waste your time on the preparation for your GCSE exam. You can always find words to tell at your exam. By the way, thus, new findings, theorems, axioms can be discovered. If you are not fated to become a great researcher, at least you will get all chances become a good sci-fi writer;
  3. Do not give way to despair in case you do not know the answer to the question asked at your exam. Neither use cribs, it will only make the things worse. Just smile to your Professor and say “I am so glad to take an exam! It is my favorite study! It is so important, so inspiring! I always read your lectures before going to bed.” Thus, your Professor will certainly be happy to hear that from you and give you the highest grade;
  4. Before GCSE courseworks defense only a wuss trembles with the fear of failure. Real students who do not know what can be said about their GCSE courseworks bravely enter the classroom, because they know exactly that no matter what the result will be, after the defense they will get a good chance to relax and drink some beer.



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